am pleased to introduce another guest blogger here on the EvenHand
website: Frank Longoria. Frank is a Patrol Deputy in the Sheriff's
Department in Liberty County,
by Frank Longoria
dispatched to a residence for a theft call, and when I arrive, I'm greeted by my
complainant, whose movement is limited by the oxygen hose to which she is
tethered. She is wearing a sundress, the kind you can see through, but in this
case, wish you couldn't. She shuffles over to her couch and sinks down into it,
with a posture which says she expects this particular vignette in her
unremarkable life to be just another exercise in futility.
I have been to this
residence many times before, for calls ranging from domestic disputes to
problems with her kids. She is out of breath from having had to walk the ten
feet from the couch to the front door, so she puts the oxygen mask to her face
and breathes from it until she can catch her breath. After she achieves this
small victory, she rewards herself by retrieving a lit cigarette from the
ashtray on the coffee table and taking a long drag. She then puts the mask back
over her face and breathes from it again; she holds the mask in her left hand
and the cigarette in her right, alternating between breaths of life and death.
The suspect in the theft, her 18 year old son, sits on the easy chair opposite
his mother, sullenly looking at her with the outraged indignation of the guilty,
trying to somehow magically hasten his mother's date with destiny before she can
draw official notice to his alleged misdeeds.
I query the mother as to the amount of
money she alleges was taken, and she says "$80," and goes on to tell me that she
had a hundred dollar bill when she went to the grocery store, where she spent
twenty dollars, putting the change in her purse. Complainant says that she went
home, where she lay down, putting her purse, containing the eighty dollars,
under her pillow. She is adamant about the bills she was given as change, so I
ask her, wanting to be accurate, "what denomination?" She stares at me for a
moment, as if I have grown horns, before she answers "Well, when I go to church,
it's the Assembly of God," an answer which so startles her son and I, that we
both laugh in synchronization and stop just as suddenly, both of us remembering
our roles in this melodrama.
Apparently, however, her son recognizes that he is
taking candy from a baby, and cleanses his soul through confession, an act which
so captivates the fancy of my complainant, she agrees to not pursue charges and
signs a Decline of Prosecution affidavit.
As I pull out of the driveway, I see
my complainant and son sharing a tender moment, and there is a ray of hope in my
heart. The hope that their goodwill towards each other lasts at least until my
shift is over.
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Liberty County Sheriff's Dept. Patrol Deputy Frank Longoria at work
Two photos directly above courtesy of i-dineout.com
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you want to discuss doing something similar for your department,
shoot me an e-mail.
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